Sleep deprivation makes me zen

Steven Segal has got nothing on me.

I was chatting with a friend about making life decisions and I, having not slept properly in almost two months became one zen motherfucker. She was questioning a bunch of things and I simply said "be the answer". Kinda cool, but at the same time it made me realise something....I HAVE to get a few decent nights of sleep. Soon. Cause if it doesn't happen in the near future, I could start spouting some really messed up "zen" like things.
Imagine, I'll be at the photocopier going on about how the fluttering of a butterfly's wings could set off the toner of life or how the stapler is like the alligator of the office world, docile yet crazy dangerous. Geezus.

Does anyone have any suggestions on how to get a good night's sleep? No mention of sleeping pills...they only put me into a horrible dead sleep that leaves me feeling insane the next day. Make it a creative suggestion, I could use something nifty sounding.